The sea pump might quit.
Your liver might beat it to the punch.
The My Sea Pump My Liver – Men’s Performance Boating T-Shirt was made for boaters who know that a hard weekend on the water can be rough on both the machinery and the crew.
Featuring a high-speed performance boat cutting through the water, overflowing beer cans, bold distressed lettering, and the punchline
“Both Bound To Fail,”
this design delivers exactly the kind of humor that makes sense at poker runs, raft-ups, marina bars, sandbars, and long summer weekends on the lake.
It is built for performance boat owners, offshore boating fans, lake guys, poker run crews, and anyone who has ever spent more time worrying about water pressure, engine temperature, and cooler inventory than they probably should.
The retro-inspired red, aqua, cream, and navy artwork gives the shirt an old-school performance boating look while keeping the joke front and center for anyone who actually understands what a sea pump is.
Run hard. Drink cold. Hope the sea pump and the liver both survive the weekend.
Made For The Performance Boating Crowd
Perfect for poker runs, speedboat weekends, marina parties, raft-ups, boat shows, sandbar trips, and the guy whose idea of preventative maintenance applies to the boat a little more often than it does to himself.
